If only...

If getting married can make a person an adult,
I would gladly do so.

If getting married can make a person more matured,
I would gladly do so.

If getting married makes a person more capable of various tasks,
I would gladly do so.

If getting married means a person is more responsible,
I would gladly do so.

If getting married equates to having experience,
I would gladly do so.

If getting married can make my superior less biased against me (as a 'kid'),
I would gladly do so.

If getting married can allow my superior to give me more recognition (as an adult),
I would gladly do so.

If getting married can shut my superior's mouth,
I would gladly do so.

If getting married can make my life at work much simpler (just because my superior thinks so),
Guys... ... I am available and single!


P.S. : My superior obviously thinks that kids are nuisance. And only adults can do work well. And well, just because I am not married... ... My my my!!!